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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 791
You deserved it 35 336

Same thing different taste

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You deserve it for thinking that vitamins help to cure a cold. Guess what, you take vitamins and your cold goes away in a few days. You do nothing and your cold goes away in a few days. I have no clue why people think they can expedite the process. Plus, who takes pills without identifying them first??!?

mattmalin11 0

Looks like you're in a *puts on sunglasses* shitty situation.

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Fortuitous 0

Your well prepared presentation is not the only thing you'll be dropping on them.

Has anybody else noticed OP posted 2 stories an hour apart? I smell something...ah yes, it's bulls***

Someone already pointed that out. They could have happened on different days though. When you post a story, you have to start with "today", and maybe they had just discovered FML and posted several stories from several days all at once.

Oh no!! Honey, really! ALWAYS read the labels!!

You had work right after you got kicked out of Bed Bath & Beyond? I think I speak for everyone when I say SHINANIGANS!!!

Or they posted two stories that happened different days at the same time. Calm down.

Fortuitous 0

Everyone who thinks it's spelled that way.

Yup and now I look like a dumbass. It was #6 who first noticed

because there's totally medical proof that vitamins will cure your cold faster. hate to break it to you, but stuff like vitamin C works better as a preventative measure, i.e. if you have a sufficient amount of vitamin C in your body, your immune system may function better than if you have a vitamin c deficiency. so in the short term, dosing up on it will only turn your urine orange. the only thing you can do for a cold once you've got it is rest, drink water, and try to fight the symptoms with decongestants, throat lozenges and paracetamol/ibuprofen/asprin for fever/headache, etc. also you're pretty careless for not checking what you're taking. YDI

This ^^^ YDI dumb ass! Hope the laxative begins to work during your presentation!

You posted more than one FML today OP....getalife.

should have made urself vomit real quick lol

LiveLaughLove077 0

Next time maybe you should pay more attention to whet variety of pills you are ingesting