Kids: Today, in revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school,...

By limping - 24/01/2014 23:10 - Canada

Today, in revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego in my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. 5ML

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You deserved it 9 085

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By Yasha cohen - 30/11/2020 11:01

Today, right after preparing a gourmet plate of dry-aged steak with freshly cooked mashed potatoes, I stepped on my son's Lego and dropped my plate. I stood there for 5 minutes, crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 23:47 - United States

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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Dumbass

By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to take my son to hospital because he had two Lego pieces up his nose. He’s 19 and shoved them up there because he was drunk. FML

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Ouch

By Annalise - 16/12/2022 19:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I jumped up to touch the ceiling, then I landed on one of my younger sibling's Lego. FML

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You deserved it 808

Slippery slope

By bailey1389 - 26/08/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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You deserved it 6 039

By SadDad - 22/09/2012 18:11 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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Kids love that sort of repetition

By Vicky Cain - 15/06/2021 21:01 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my child thinks it's hilarious to continuously pour his entire Lego collection all over the floor. When I tidy it away, he does it all over again. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By scotsgal - 05/01/2014 05:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my 5-year-old nephew to clean up his mess of toys. He responded by kicking my foot. My bandaged foot which was still recovering from my surgery last week. I'm probably going to need another operation to fix the damage. FML

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WCARlover 34

Saturday 25 January 2014 5:23

That kid is brutal! Definitely deserves an old fashioned spanking for that

tdap88 7

Saturday 25 January 2014 5:24

I think you may need to read that again

Comments

pugpuggy 21

Friday 31 October 2014 13:30

Did anybody else notice how the end says 5ML?

AndyPurdy 31

Tuesday 12 May 2015 11:47

you were in so much pain that you wrote 5 instead of F

Angeletta 12

Saturday 13 June 2015 21:55

Am I the only one that noticed that instead of FML in the end it says 5ML?

chitochito 17

Monday 24 August 2015 23:57

YDI.

manuwish 9

Tuesday 14 June 2016 22:26

you have raised a tyrant :( get counselling, op there is no shame in getting help when your kid turns into a brat because of discipline-less parenting, we always want to give our kids what we didn't have..

dextini 10

Thursday 23 June 2016 1:40

kick his ass

johnbooger 19

Tuesday 25 October 2016 18:35

put a note on his door that says, lets play a little game. leave him with that note for a few days then late at night set an early loud alarm for him in the morning on the other side of the room and lay down a lego mat ofpain while he rushes to turn it off all startled. or alternatively put the little **** in boot camp for 12 months to learn some manners.