Health: Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury....

By Offended - 19/02/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, a girl in my glass was complaining that her neck hurt. I thought if I forcibly turned her head side-to-side, it would instantly fix it like in the movies. It didn't. She was in so much pain, she couldn't even talk, and had to go to the hospital. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By fmlprobot - 04/06/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By bigbuldge - 17/09/2019 00:01

Today, my roommate whipped my face with a frozen chicken cutlet. My cheek is now the size of the chicken cutlet, and now he won't drive me to the hospital because it's "too funny to look at." FML

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By hurts.to.pee - 19/01/2012 05:14 - United States

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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By Drew - 26/04/2016 02:21 - United States - Newark

Today, at school, I wore a back brace because I have fractured vertebrae. During first period, a girl tapped me on the back to ask me a question. It made a "knocking on wood" sound. She looked at me like I was a freak. FML

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By Silent - 18/10/2018 17:30

Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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littlec_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:18

no the ice is for that burn she just gave you

blah_blah_shity 0

Friday 20 February 2009 9:52

i laughed out loud for that one hehe.

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iiNsTinK 0

Monday 3 May 2010 5:31

pwned by a school nurse. epic fail.

sftbalchic_5 0

Monday 21 June 2010 21:08

Awwwe!

joanjett 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 4:49

yeah this made me cheer up a bit considering my close friend died in his sleep last night... but still lmao

DumDum999 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:27

that's halirious

ArrickMorris 4

Friday 10 February 2012 2:01

Lmfao

ArrickMorris 4

Friday 10 February 2012 2:03

Btw don't feel bad I've done that before…I was drunk as hell though and I had a lip in which I swallowed and thew up

doglover100 28

Monday 14 April 2014 4:42

Burn!

FMLSpongebob 6

Sunday 1 November 2015 22:48

Maybe you contracted the ugly. I had it once. My friend told me a story and it helped: There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. Hope I helped.