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Perhaps he wanted to take the assignment further and make it fly? I'm jealous of the fact you got to make play dough in school. :]
You never made play doh in your school? We made it in 7th grade cooking class!
all I ever made was my own video game I tell ya it sucks to have family who have worked for ubisoft head development team :( "sigh" I envy the genius need to create ... play-dough
I would have put play dough in the play dough. Don't know where he got chicken wings...
Doughception.
Now with up to 4 layers of dough. For only $19.99 a pack.
Where you put with the weirdo in the back of the class?
If he thinks that chicken wings are rubbery, he ought to buy them at a place that isn't Hooters. At Hooters, rubbery is the overarching theme ;)
I thought it was birdwatching, with owls as a special interest?
Thanks for revealing that to me! My boyfriend is getting such a bollocking for not letting me go with him! :P
Sounds legit.
It sucks when your lab partner is Forest Gump. He probably wanted to put Buffalo wings in first but didn't know where to find a buffalo, right? I'd ask the teacher for a lab partenr that doesn't have to wear a helmet all day long. Good luck on that grade!
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Show it anywayNormally, stuff like that would be funny. But you just kinda took it too far.
27, I read the comment multiple times and there's no sarcasm being used. I can tell you're trying to be witty (failing utterly), but wit and sarcasm are two different things entirely. It would have been sarcasm had you said something like "Is your partner's name Forest Gump per chance?" but that would have also pushed it too far. You're not funny nor sarcastic, in case you didn't realize. Making fun of the mentally retarded is in no way funny.
74- actually making fun of mentally challenged people can be pretty funny. Have you not seen The Ringer?
Are you guys seriously getting worked up over a fictional character...
A fictional character... That changed us forever o.o
A fictional character? No. It's the comparison between op's partner and the character's persona, mental retardation, that is what is being addressed. What the original commenter has done here is suggest he is being sarcastic about suggesting op's partner is mentally challenged and quite possibly offending someone who indeed does have a loved one with a similar disease. That being said, when reading the comment there is zero sarcasm period which creates irony, that someone well prepared with a definition of the word can not provide an example but instead a dim witted attempt at insulting another person and claiming it is sarcasm. So Forest Gump is not the problem, and the argument has little to do with the actual character. And for the record, the analogy was bad regardless. Forest Gump would have added shrimp.
117- Don't even try and tell me you watched The Ringer without laughing! Although I will admit, I worded that last comment very poorly and made myself look like a dick. Thumb me down, I deserve it.
Hey u should have tried his little experiment, it is science class afterall
Science doesn't test stupid. Unless it's actually testing "stupid."
Nice to see people failed to get what I meant.
If the chicken is from McDonald's it could actually work...
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Throw it against his head. Maybe itll bounce Some knowledge into his head.
You should sell those, you could make some serious dough!