Geek: Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab...

By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:45 - United States

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML

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Monday 28 November 2011 18:44

Throw it against his head. Maybe itll bounce Some knowledge into his head.

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Monday 28 November 2011 18:44

You should sell those, you could make some serious dough!

Comments

Sab0026 0

Monday 28 November 2011 20:54

LOL time to look for a new Lab partner :)

DarkStarTheFirst 9

Monday 28 November 2011 21:23

beleive me you got off easy...there are probably over 1000 other things that he could have put in there... 999 of them would be inapropriate to mention.