By grossesfesses - 15/05/2013 06:58 - France - Compi?gne

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
I agree, your life sucks 497
You deserved it 50

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Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.

Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...

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I agree. I'd take OP down tonight. Down aside that red firelight. As long as she lets it all hang out.

there's a fine line between "big" and "cellulite-ridden"

There isn't a line #47? A butt can be massive without cellulite, or tiny with lots of cellulite.

"tiny with lots of cellulite" nope that's not how it works

Do you even know what cellulite is? Most women who have gone through puberty have it. Google cellulite and you'll see, women of all shapes and sizes have cellulite.

What was even going on in her mind when she told him that? He'd probably be so confused as to why his mum lied to him...

just because she has a 'big butt', doesn't necessarily mean she's fat. think before you YDI her.

Butt is a muscle and when it's big that means it contains fat!

Sometimes wide hips are referred to as big butts too. I don't think a kid can really tell the difference. And some women actually have big round butts that are (mostly) muscles, not fat. Plus, a girl can really be quite slender and still have a big butt, it's genetics. (Not talking about myself here, unfortunately, just making a point.)

Even if she was fat, that doesn't mean she deserves to have some stranger's kid spouting his mother's ignorance and judgment at her, as if being fat means she shovels down cookies so often her bag is full of them. My mother eats quite healthily, but she is still overweight because she can't do any significant exercise (heart condition - she's breathless after getting the mail from the mailbox). I'd hate for someone to just walk up and make her feel bad about her body. I'd hate that even if she did eat cookies every day.

Because when muscles are big it means its full of fat. Nice logic ya got there

Actually if you knew anything about the human body muscles do contain fat. Lol

seniorchang 16

No, sonny. The only thing I keep in this purse is a big stack of shut the f*** up.

I think he misinterpreted the term "junk in the trunk".

countryrose92 23

Hahaha, I guess I need to start carrying a hand bag and then I need to keep a constant supply of cookies In it. Lol. Fyl OP. but don't worry, a big butt is NOT a bad thing. :)

Does it mean that classy men just really like cookies?

Go to the mum and tell her that you don't have cookies but you do have a can of whoop ass that you would love to use

That's when you give nasty looks to the parent of said child.

So you just didn't want to share your cookies with him?