By grossesfesses - 15/05/2013 06:58 - France - Compi?gne

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.

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Ambient25 24

Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...

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Feveryoneslife13 11

Kids say the darnedest things

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Then you're wondering why some kids turn bullies, if their own parents teach them to give negative judgements on appearances...

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MoroseMoose 47

And the sad part is that this mom probably thinks that's an ok thing for somebody to say. Ugh.

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dspolleke 19

Just tell the boy that you don't eat cookies but sassy little boys!

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Enslaved 36

He did it all for the cookie C'mon The cookie C'mon

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perdix 29

"Some of us don't have big butts because we eat too many cookies -- it's because we eat too many little boys." He won't bug you anymore, or any other fat chicks, for that matter.

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kthsdm 12

Yeah well kid, now it's on my thighs, and butt.

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JustStella 28

I never understood why ladies got offended if you told them they have big butts. I've been told that a few times and I'm always flattered. Then again, I am black...

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souljacker 11

I love my big white ass. :-) my friends get offended on my behalf when my husband says I have a big, fat ass. I don't, but it makes buying jeans difficult. ;-)

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gg27787 6

I never got that. People get bothered by it, saying they wish they had a butt, then get offended if it's brought up that they do.

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katt_is_here 24

Maybe people who are complete strangers should just not comment on somone's butt? Just a thought.

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pmadNess 16

You should've just walked over and sat on Mama's lap!!!

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