Animals: Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching...

By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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Today, my cat pissed on my bed, so I had to change the sheets. Just as I got out of bed and take my first step, I stepped in my cat's poop as well and slipped, spraining my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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By piliseep - 01/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Apex

Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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By Kiera Ayala - 08/06/2019 12:00

Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML

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Friday 13 May 2011 23:55

Of course, it was all part of his evil plan. No stupid dog could elaborate a plot so brilliant.

A7X_LoVeee 10

Saturday 14 May 2011 2:25

Well, 37, the cat obviously took a dump.

Comments

krushr 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 0:26

Your cat is kind of an asshole.

waycool 10

Saturday 14 May 2011 0:28

don't spit on it's head next time.

monomiscuous 8

Saturday 14 May 2011 0:35

I love cats.

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 0:40

I always knew there was a reason I didn't like cats. I thought it was just because they have creepy eyes. I thought it was just because they're moodier than me in PMS mode. But I was wrong. They're just plain evil.

gemzroxya 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 0:58

wow thats moody.

KatrinaKitten 16

Saturday 14 May 2011 1:34

How did she imply that she was being moody? It was a funny comment about her opinion on cats. Obviously, you don't understand that. PS: CitrusGirl, I wish I could get my hair like yours. It is so cute!

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 2:15

Thanks for the back up and compliment Katrina :) I had it my hair done for prom- 50 bobby pins and lord knows how much hairspray. It was the oddest feeling to have it all fancy because I normally just let my hair do whatever it wants.

KaanTech 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 9:25

i m going to release my fierce cats on you, so you will have to choose an option A-fight with cats to the end B-love them so you can start a new relationship with cats (diplomacy)