Miscellaneous: Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me...

By drugsforthugs - 18/11/2014 17:26 - United States - Sierra Madre

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

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By Effing buzzkill - 04/07/2023 10:00

Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML

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By gumchuck - 05/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Marshall

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

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By WTFruits - 29/05/2013 18:29 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML

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By englishclasshigh - 10/09/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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Not funny, son

By Embarassed - 15/03/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML

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By arrow - 30/07/2018 19:00

Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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sockoiid 13

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:06

You should have spit them out and proven that it was candy, then get some new ******* friends

lat1404 16

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:06

Just ask for a drugs test. They can't expel you on the little evidence.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:50

Take them out of your mouth then it would be obvious they were not drugs

FrutLoopDingus 19

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:50

Ex-friend*

randomname98 22

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:52

Put a bag of sugar in your "friend's" backpack and tell the teacher you saw cocaine in his backpack.

granCanyon 12

Wednesday 19 November 2014 10:12

or better: put real cocaine.

Knightchaser27 25

Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:49

Isn't real cocaine really expensive

nikojhavlin 12

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:58

Im sure it was meant as joke but if it wasn't you need a new friend. I feel you

netflixislove 32

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:58

That wasn't a smart idea

trtnt25 19

Wednesday 19 November 2014 1:04

Hopefully your friend didn't give you real ecstasy that they put in smarties packaging or anything.

201chasew 22

Wednesday 19 November 2014 1:07

The cruel part would be if it was actually ecstasy that his "friend" gave him.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 19 November 2014 1:26

And that's why I'm careful with who I hang around with.

quickit 24

Wednesday 19 November 2014 1:27

Spit them out and show them it's smarties? If it really was ecstasy then you're screwed. Also be sure to check if there were cameras in the class. It could save your butt.