By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 20:12 - United States - Ellicott City

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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Scubanaut 13

Did you quit her cold turkey?

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Bwcoleman222 5

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"

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memes_for_life 3

*slowly claps* well that escalated quickly

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the_boyo_cgw 10

lmfao jesus that's hilarious

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KittyHawkMarch 29

Can't blame you, that's not sexy at all.

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moot_chan 18

That reminds me of a Dane Cook standup routine where he says his D feels like corn and then the girl asks for his butter. I guess sometimes you just go with it.

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gratunka 11

that's hysterical. what a sense of humor she has!

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jaydoo 6

Boy I'd fill her up so full it'd be gushing down her legs.

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