By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 20:12 - United States - Ellicott City

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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Scubanaut 13

Did you quit her cold turkey?

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Bwcoleman222 5

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"

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Chronophobia 7

Ouch, OP. Maybe tell her so it doesn't happen again? I wonder how she felt... Embarrassed maybe.

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fire3780 1

She's gotta be a fat girl to be thinking about food during sex.

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squarecircles 13

So you got up and made a turkey sandwich?

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babyfrost9443 2

If you laughed then you deserve not to get any ass for a while.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

You two should definitely have kitchen sex.

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ultra_notorious 26

I woulda stuffed her and provided a creamy filling!

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beckshniddley 10

If sex isn't awkward some of the time, you aren't doing it right. ;) it's just a learning curve.

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