Miscellaneous: Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling... - FML

By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By Secretlypossessed - 29/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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Wake up call

By das_shizzle - 05/05/2020 23:00

Today, I woke up to my husband trying to bite my forehead in his sleep. My response? I slapped him hard in the face. What a way to wake up. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By bruised - 11/04/2016 07:26 - United States - Novi

Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML

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Ben360 6

Saturday 5 February 2011 7:43

Today in the middle of the night....

DigitalKnight 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 7:44

You interrupted his conversation with the devil.

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dakorok 6

Saturday 5 February 2011 16:35

This is why you don't wake up someone when they're sleeping. At least, not by physical means.

JohnFR33M4N 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 17:57

Did you check if your purse is in the freezer yet? No? Well check your oven.

cartooncharacter 9

Tuesday 3 July 2012 7:12

Great allusion to Step Brothers.

babyblue666 1

Saturday 5 February 2011 18:22

when they start to talk like that in there sleep wake them up by tapping their feet tgat way u wont get punched

Buggi_fml 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 20:14

You don't mess with people if they sound disturbed. My ex tried to cuddle with me while I was having a dream I was getting attacked... when I woke up his side of the bed was empty so I went to look for him... I found him on the couch looking all butt hurt cuz he got pushed off the bed.

Mourningstar 4

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:30

Punch him back! Lol

noogins 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 0:19

You only thought I was sleeping.

irfan4 0

Monday 7 February 2011 23:27

#1 lol...

alan1234 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 19:09

reminds me of that scene from stepbrothers

Horseyhannahlou 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 23:32

LOL I do that in my sleep! XD

agentowner 0

Friday 11 February 2011 6:27

was he wearing his wifebeater??

louie0501 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:49

did you punch him back or did you dump him I would to be you

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