Kids: Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child...

By NoSpirit - 01/11/2012 08:20

Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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You deserved it 4 059

By Username - 12/11/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

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You deserved it 2 911

By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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You deserved it 18 915

By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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You deserved it 38 680

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

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You deserved it 2 766

The season of the witch

By Anonymous - 22/10/2023 10:00 - Belgium - Charleroi

Today, a little girl and her mother stopped in front of my window to look at the witch I'd put there as a Halloween decoration. The little girl was smiling, so I lifted the curtain and smiled at her. When she saw me, she started to cry, and ran away. FML

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You deserved it 196

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 21:44 - Canada

Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 41 816

Surprise!

By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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You deserved it 2 267

By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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You deserved it 23 502

By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 22:27 - Canada - Truro

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

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You deserved it 40 598

jessicadarcyd 4

Thursday 1 November 2012 16:19

How can she sue you for that? It's ******* Halloween

iOceanus 18

Thursday 1 November 2012 16:19

Hey, he got what he deserved! It was only a scare anyway.

Comments

doglover100 28

Friday 2 November 2012 0:31

She is suing over Halloween traditions? She's dumb.

anxietydisorderz 6

Friday 2 November 2012 1:20

That "mother" has a lot of nerve threatening to sue you over that...what a B****! SHE needs to teach her little brat a thing or 2 about etiquette...the kid deserved to be scared...maybe that'll teach them to ring the bell ONCE!

JDII 3

Friday 2 November 2012 2:13

wow. You are gonna waste your time sueing someone over a pair of whitey tighties.

vbmg152 18

Friday 2 November 2012 2:56

Didn't you explain & apologize? I don't do Halloween anymore, too old to be bothered! Apparently, we had an Indian in the neighborhood shooting his toy bow & arrows at cars & houses! I found the arrows littering the road & driveways and the bow in my driveway! Luckily, they're the suction cup ones!

_krystallynn_ 11

Friday 2 November 2012 3:21

kid can dish it but he cant take it. thats what halloweens about. he shouldn't be out if he's so sensitive to that.

redneckguy429 1

Friday 2 November 2012 4:20

people sue over everything now it's pathetic

EsOSiQueEs 14

Friday 2 November 2012 4:24

That kid is the one who deserved it. I handed out candy last night, no more than 10 kids said "trick or treat" and not one said thank you. If someone is giving you free candy, the least you can do is be polite and patient.

misterbufford 1

Friday 2 November 2012 4:50

Sounds like a WIN to me. Good job!

iwadasn 32

Friday 2 November 2012 5:08

If a kid wets himself every time he's startled or scared, he's way too young to be taken trick-or-treating.

SarcasticAvenger 9

Friday 2 November 2012 6:50

Really? You have to be a bully and make a kid cry and wet himself? Is it possible to open the door and say "Please don't do that"? Just remember, karma is a bitch, much like yourself!