Kids: Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child...

By NoSpirit - 01/11/2012 08:20

Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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By Username - 12/11/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

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The season of the witch

By Anonymous - 22/10/2023 10:00 - Belgium - Charleroi

Today, a little girl and her mother stopped in front of my window to look at the witch I'd put there as a Halloween decoration. The little girl was smiling, so I lifted the curtain and smiled at her. When she saw me, she started to cry, and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 21:44 - Canada

Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

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By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 22:27 - Canada - Truro

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

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jessicadarcyd 4

Thursday 1 November 2012 16:19

How can she sue you for that? It's ******* Halloween

iOceanus 18

Thursday 1 November 2012 16:19

Hey, he got what he deserved! It was only a scare anyway.

Comments

DarthVader77 9

Saturday 1 June 2013 17:08

You are a genius, I will do the same

immafox_jk 5

Monday 2 June 2014 18:08

A while ago parents weren't that stupid. Man, the world is crashing and burning. I fear for our future...

snazzymcwho 21

Friday 26 September 2014 5:13

Maybe the brat will learn from this! Haha

thecman25 14

Friday 21 November 2014 6:11

heck you should sue her dumbass

fantasyworld 37

Monday 2 March 2015 15:39

Not your fault that her kid is a wimp.

vb68_fml 28

Wednesday 11 November 2015 7:38

This not the spirit of Halloween...:( even if annoying it's a CHILD, be a GROWN UP and measure who you have in front of you

yaboiipoo 5

Wednesday 14 September 2016 23:46

who the **** sues because someone made their kid piss their pants wtf

Hollerz88 1

Wednesday 8 February 2017 18:55

It's people like that that are taking the fun out of everything. Making everything as far from stimulating as possible. Do I think people should run around terrifying children? Of course not. But complaining about your whiny, bratty, misbehaved child, on a holiday that revolves around being scared? Dah ****.

moonmoon 5

Wednesday 27 June 2018 6:00

Don’t bring your cowardly kid out on Halloween, I dress up to scare people trick or treating, and I’m not stopping because kiddo doesn’t get that, get good kid it’s Halloween take your snickers and suck it up