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By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By mountains - 19/11/2012 00:47 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

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Close call

By Anonymous - 31/10/2024 04:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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Night terrors

By Anonymous - 12/07/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML

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By :// - 05/11/2013 21:01 - United States - Romulus

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

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CurlyQ1993 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:00

awkward...

ktbird 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:11

It's not that bad. You seem to have forgotten this is the man that wiped your ass for 2 years.

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fuzzy1994 0

Friday 19 November 2010 2:30

and uts worse because your his daughter lol

DravvyDrav 0

Friday 19 November 2010 7:28

L.O.L! XD You're spazzing over something that's completely idiotic, the dude practically changed your diapers!

GavinRoskamp 0

Friday 19 November 2010 10:19

Kinky porno awaits!

sammyhell 0

Friday 19 November 2010 15:48

And he had a bone and you accidentally collided in a ****.

weightlesschicka 1

Friday 19 November 2010 22:25

maybe she did what i like to do. i go to sleep and i end up striping because its so freakin hot in my room.

phprogrammer 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:09

this one's been posted before. and idk why all of you keep talking about crossed swords, op is female.

InCrediFuqAmaZin 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 21:45

Awkward........ did you too run into each other? that would be worse...

Delorean_Fanatic 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 9:04

WOW, thats awkward lol

Flord 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 16:53

in the wee of the morning? who says that anymore?

coling 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 17:03

lol :p

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