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By kaileekat517 - 21/11/2010 18:36 - United States

Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML

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By bw9669 - 28/01/2010 19:35 - Canada

Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2023 00:00

Today, it was supposed to be date night but my sister's husband was taken to hospital, so I agreed to to babysit my nieces. My boyfriend went out drinking by himself because, “it’s not his fault I have nieces and can’t say no to my sister, so why should his night be ruined?” FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2023 07:30 - Canada - Québec

Today, I volunteered to babysit my nephew. He somehow managed to lock himself in the bathroom and then flood it with the sink. I had to call his parents, and they're now on their way home from their romantic anniversary dinner. I'm not even getting paid for this. FML

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By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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By IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2023 06:00

Today, my mom tried to force me to stay home from work to babysit my sister and her “boyfriend”. I snuck out and went to work anyway, because I hate being around them. FML

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By hugs511 - 25/07/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I spent my date night babysitting. After waiting three hours later than I was supposed, the mother finally gets home at 11, too late for me to get out and have any fun. Already annoyed, I take the money as she says, "I hope this is enough, I got hungry and spent some of your money." FML

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lonely_heart_89 6

Monday 22 November 2010 9:41

I'd say F his sister's life for having a whiny, bitchy girl as her brother's girlfriend. That little girl was sick. At least you got to spend time with your boyfriend...

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 22 November 2010 0:12

Wow. Wish there was more to the story though.

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evilcartman 0

Monday 22 November 2010 2:08

you can always says no, have him watch his sick sibling.

BigEV 0

Monday 22 November 2010 4:40

Why couldn't your boyfriend step up to the task?

lemonlift 6

Monday 22 November 2010 4:42

story of my life!

mickeyds25 1

Monday 22 November 2010 9:26

ok how I'm getting this is like you two were going on a date while his parents went out and his sister was going to a friends house before she got sick, then him being an amazing big brother stayed home to take care of her...wow your spoiled I hope his sister takes revenge on you an yes this is a lot of speculation I know

lonely_heart_89 6

Monday 22 November 2010 9:41

I'd say F his sister's life for having a whiny, bitchy girl as her brother's girlfriend. That little girl was sick. At least you got to spend time with your boyfriend...

JokeMeister 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 1:31

so?

SoccerBabe42 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 4:54

no need to be a bitch about it. this could be a good time to show your boyfriend that you might actually be a semi-decent person.

LucyJonesy13 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 7:37

hahhah

CandidateForWax 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 15:17

I'm going to go ahead and presume the boyfriend was there too, because I'm pretty sure it would have been part of the FML if he hadn't been, 'I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister...while he went out drinking. FML.' or something like that. In which case, get over it. Was this the last dinner in the entire world you could have? Is his little sister going to be sick forever? Some people actually like doing nice things for other people, you know.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:47

what'd he do?

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