By Beanzbeanz - 09/07/2011 15:19 - Canada

Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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iluvfmls456 0

next year will be the one year anniversary of you killing him

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Struedelmuffin 0

It took six months to find out he was married? Come on now.

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mmorgan9218 5

anniversaries are yearly sooo 6 months wouldn't be considered an anniversary

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goshpeople 4

If you're going to complain about something, complain about the terrible grammar in this FML. Not the nearly universally accepted concept of a one-, three-, or six-month anniversary. Or, if you want to be really annoying, make up your own word for it, like "lunaversary", and then complain when people don't know what you're talking about.

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mmorgan9218 5

Oh I'm sorry, I forgot the whole world has found it acceptable to be ignorant.

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SmallTownCutie 0

Not ignorant. Lenient. Some things just aren't that big of a deal and aren't worth arguing about. When we assess and criticize little unimportant things, we come off bitchy. Like you.

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mmorgan9218 5

You're absolutely right, let's continue to accept mediocrity and be lenient with stupid. Its not like we aren't going down hill as a society as it is

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SmallTownCutie 0

Oh, shut up. Once again, people celebrating a 6th month anniversary isn't a huge deal. It's not mediocrity. It's a little thing that makes people happy. Now, I understand not excepting the fact that people can't tell the difference between your and you're. That's just stupid. But this isn't a huge deal and it's not worth bitching about.

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nessaspissed 0

what does that comment have to do with this FML?lol are you calling the husband a dog or what...?lol

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sourgirl101 28

I bet it now makes sense why he only wanted to do it at your place. F the wife's life. Your life will be fine once you move on, she's the only that will deal with a cheating husband. There's probably others like you.

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gravy_jones 0

this is really the only comment worth thumbing

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sourgirl101 28

Oops, I meant to write *one* not only. Damn! I mess up a lot! Lol

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TheStoryOfUs 0

you deserve it! not being attractive enough!

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ChuckNorrisBeard 0

maybe he is a Moorman? :)

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shelby_sevenfold 0

He could be like Adam Sandler's character on Just Go With It, using the ring to get women, and saying his wife beats him, cheats on him, etc. (: But OP, I'm sorry. :( what a prick.

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Rick_S 3

"Next month is my three year anniversary with my husband. I just found out today is his six month anniversary with his girlfriend. FML." Get a grip here. You're no the one who's life is f'ed. You'll be fine. The woman he cheated on, however, is f'ed.

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karagarren 8

that still sucks for her. six months is enough time to fall for someone and to find out you were the other girl would suck. f both the women's lives.

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SmallTownCutie 0

Wouldn't it also make you feel horrible being the other woman? I'd be really guilty. It's just an awkward situation for everyone.

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cheerleader1011 0

at least you weren't the one married to him

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disney_blonde 16

You didn't find it strange that in 6 months you haven't been invited to his place?

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lamaravilla1 0

6months for u to find out he's merry really.???? FYL

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felah17 6

Of course he's merry! He's got two women!!

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