By Beanzbeanz - 09/07/2011 15:19 - Canada

Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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iluvfmls456 0

next year will be the one year anniversary of you killing him

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Struedelmuffin 0

It took six months to find out he was married? Come on now.

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purplecowchik 5

The wife is the one that should be saying FML. I hope you tell her so she can divorce that douchebag.

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Perdition 4

"An anniversary is a day that commemorates and/or celebrates a past event that occurred on the same day of the year as the initial event." 1) 6 months is not an anniversary. In the large scale of life, it is a relatively small amount of time. While I understand your predicament, get over it. 2) You are not the wife. You are the sideshow. Neither of you have any sort of legal binding. Once again, get over it. :)

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karagarren 8

It's still enough time to hurt her. Get over yourself. It sucks more for the wife but still sucks for her too.

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TheNewGuy03 28

you said what i was getting ready to say. it's said so often, too. hell, the word itself is a dead giveaway that it's a yearly thing. :/ |the kid|

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DiscoSlut 0

thumbs Down, you write way too much ******* writing writer fu and f ur f-ing writing ******. **** YOU

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VitaLp 14

Thankyou, 46 and 84. Someone needed to say this without being a douchebag about it. It ***** me to no end when my friends talk about their 'one month anniversary'. Err, what?

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MaryJane232323 9

i suggest telling him you're married too and see what he thinks about that..

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TheNewGuy03 28

i'm pretty sure that will solve absolutely nothing. |the kid|

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Zmeilerr 22

Yes, because the mature and responsible thing to do when you're in a crisis like this is to add insult to injury. If you seriously think trying to get back at someone for something they did, is right, then you're going to lead a very sad life. Any mature and responsible person would've have left his sorry ass, and walked away from the situation. Apparently, we have someone on here who just likes stirring shit up. Moron.

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VitaLp 14

Well to be fair, she's 15. Sometimes I think FML needs age restrictions.

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owned247 0

haha ydi, your fault for being mistress

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shamille 5

She didn't know! It's her fault because he lied to her?

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PghSportsNation 0

i'd video tape your next sweat session with him and then send it to his wife as an Anniversary gift.

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Barbecue97 0

I think you should go to his house and say hi to his wife

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addy763 0

do you even know what the word "anniversary" means? ydi for being an idiot.

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Salvikidd 6

you obviously don't know what it means.

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alabamajoe77 3

really?! after 3 months you really didn't know?! -really?! women are naive. you were fooling yourself, you knew. get over it, move on.

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kattailya 4

how did you not know he was married?? what a jerk off

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abckyx 0

wow.... really lady start checking who your dating

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