By picaru - 21/06/2009 18:00 - United States

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Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML
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Lounia_fml 8

how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD

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Anderling 32

That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.

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ifzombiesattack 0

if your husband is uncomfortable with the blood, you could always use a female contraceptive so none of it gets on him?

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florza 0

if its in hotels, go for it. not your sheets to dirty up. room service will hate you though

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BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0

Ohh. I didnt notice that someone already posted a comment like the one I just did lol xD The saying is still funny though :D

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crankdatIRISH 0

Oh hell no. That must suck. FYL.

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lmmmr 0

You sound incredibly immature.

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aback 4

94 is so girly and dainty. I take it he won't be in the delivery room watching his woman give birth.

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Ravenzin 2

I'm guessing you are 12? Lots of people have sex during periods,get over it.

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iamafish 0

#109, i don't think 94 will be fathering children anytime soon since he'll probably be too grossed out to ever have sex

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IMakeEarthquakes 0

I feel so bad for you!! That's such a b*tch! I hope you enjoy your honeymoon aways

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cuts28 0

when the red river flows, take the dirt road

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shakemup 0

******* a girl on her period is like ******* a bottle of Ketchup.

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livingdeadgirl 0

That really sucks. But they say if you can walk through mud, you can f*** through blood.

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isthisonetaken 0

guess he won't be eating you out. gross on his part if he chooses too anyway. it will make ur new hubby look like he just ate a basket of redwings.

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synacious 0

The amount of stupidity contained within the comments of this post baffles me.

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NGM_47 0

Hope it works out for you :)

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