By picaru - 21/06/2009 18:00 - United States

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Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML
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Lounia_fml 8

how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD

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Anderling 32

That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.

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rafty4life 3

Shower? at least for the first couple days, once it slows down, its just a bit of blood. :P But yeah, very inconvenient.

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boundforglorywt 0

thats what i was thinking

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ZuRG_fml 7

if you don't plan it out in advance, there's nothing you can do (like in her situation?)

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EFF_MY_LIFE_202 0

but she wasnt expecting it this week. wow read the whole story before you try to give her critism

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GingaNinja 0

dont tell me u are going to let that stop you....

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paperfox_fml 0

You are a judgemental and naive ****. You are aware that there's such a thing as a serious long term relationship that doesn't necessarily involve marriage, right? Many couples choose not to get married, or to get married late. Lack of a ring doesn't make a relationship any less valid or the people involved any less worthy of having children together.

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Sleepwalker418 0

You are aware that aback is being sarcastic, and has a rep of being sarcastic? I guess not.

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gueeterman 4

yeah i know really? how the **** did she deserve this, why did people pick that?

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lmmmr 0

Or just compassionate people.

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Hugorgy 0

She wants pleasure too. How about that?

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greenmonxster 0

has a "rep?".. somebody spends a little too much time on fml.. get a life. fyl

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beaverdogmouse 0

you're dumb!

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alexgisforme3 0

awww. maybe you can reschedule it so that wont be a problem? im so sorry. id cry if that happened to me :(.

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TheMongoose333 0

Or just put a towel over the sheets, or wherever it is you're doing it.

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papertigers_fml 0

uhhh why? you just have to wash it. it's not gonna explode or anything.

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Leprecon 3

fyi, if you take the pill you can actually delay your period

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aback 4

That's why you get a script for birth control pills before you go on vacation. Then again, 3 kids and you're just now getting married, you've probably never heard of them. Or of ******** or any sex that doesn't result in pregnancy.

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papertigers_fml 0

it sucks but.. buy a towel. put it under you. then you can throw it out, or it can become your period sex towel. i wouldn't do it with a new partner but hey it's your husband.. :P

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macropixi 0

Having sex while on your period just means a little extra lubrication, throw down a towel and shower afterwards, besides, orgasms help with cramps.

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babybarb 0

Just get on your back, my period never stops me, just make sure your guy is cool with it.

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O_HALEZ_NAW 0

You obviously have never heard of kegels.

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Eros_fml 0

unfortunately, the pill is basically just a shot of hormones, and some woman prefer not to take it

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Are you that dense? Having kids does not make you loose. Being loose does not deal with your period. I don't think they've had a LOT of sex. Do you even know how the woman's body works?

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aback 4

Um, yeah. Pushing 3 cinderblock-sized beings through your ****** will loosen it up. Women get stretched out to a degree just from having sex. Virgins are tighter than mothers of 20. It's true!

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kalliope_fml 0

"Um, yeah. Pushing 3 cinderblock-sized beings through your ****** will loosen it up. Women get stretched out to a degree just from having sex. Virgins are tighter than mothers of 20. It's true!" Actually, untrue. There is absolutely no way to tell a female virgin from someone who has already had penetrative sex, or even had children. For about 3 months after giving birth the ****** will have stretched out, yes, but given its elastic nature it will tighten back to normal eventually. (Faster if you do kegels.) And menstrual flow has nothing to do with how tight/loose the ****** is. Unless it's completely blocked by an imperforate hymen (which is not at all good and requires surgery), it's not going to make the flow any faster/slower. Going on the pill changes the density of the period sometimes given that the lining of the womb tends to be thinner and therefore there's less to get rid of. Please. Try to base your comments on fact, and don't confuse elasticity with looseness.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

I think she is saying she didn't have a honeymoon after the wedding. So maybe this is her first honeymoon, but she's been married. It's been done before.

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hlks 0

That's my biggest fear.

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NoMercy_fml 0

You already have 3 kids. That vag should be as wide and free flowing as Niagra Falls. Should be over soon. Plus do you really want more kids?

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