By picaru - 21/06/2009 18:00 - United States

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Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML
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Lounia_fml 8

how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD

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Anderling 32

That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.

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OrgasmicTactic 0

Wow, sucks for you. But I hope you had fun anyways.

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O_HALEZ_NAW 0

Not all women prefer hormonal birth control methods. It seems pretty irrelevant that if you were in the OP's position you would "be in control" of your body.

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lmmmr 0

Going to the doctor to get a prescription filled a month ahead of time seems like a lot of work for something you don't expect to happen in the first place.

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Jupi_fml 2

More like monthS in advance. It usually takes a few months before your body settles on the cycle determined by the pills. Until it's settled, you're quite likely to have spotting and other fun things.

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vanillafire 0

Not all women can take hormonal birth control. For example, anything with estrogen in it gives me migraines. I can take the progesterone-only ones, but I bleed all the time on them. Not great. Everyone's bodies are different, and not everything works for everyone.

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slado 1

how the f*ck is handing your body over to pharmaceutical controlling your body?

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xHaniffax 0

erm, 23, a lot of women don't want to go on the pill because, as it messes with your hormone levels, it can in some cases actually make you infertile.

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artcgirl 0

,,,be in control of your body. seriously? I take it you are a guy?

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noshitsherlock 0

I'm a woman. I started taking birth control pills when I was twenty-one. I'm twenty-three now, and OMG I've skipped periods before because I CHOSE to skip the placebo week and go to the next pack. What a concept. Therefore, I was in control of my own body and didn't have a period to interrupt my plans.

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iamafish 0

It doesn't work that way for everyone. I've skipped the placebo week before to try to skip a period and just ended up with a much longer period instead.

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sensual_kidney 0

yea, he is pretty screw but on the plus side you can do it all you want without fear of another kid. so score one for the honeymoon

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noshitsherlock 0

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Eros_fml 0

ide rather have 10 days than 4

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O_HALEZ_NAW 0

Well, there is breakthrough bleeding. Bottom line, hormonal birth control methods can have different reactions person to person.

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marpay 11

Just an FYI the pill doesn't work as well after a pregnancy and becomes less effective with each subsequent pregnancy. So it would be pointless for her to use it, especially when iuds are there.

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lmmmr 0

You are clearly not well informed on the workings of the human body.

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Cormophyte 0

Cramps, etc, awww, that sucks. The ensuing mess...eh, you only get married once.

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xHaniffax 0

Have sex in the shower but if you can't then I'm sorry that sucks so bad.

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wheatingurl 0

Haha well hopefully ur period doesn't last 9 days, the last two (if it lasts 7) should be the best ;)

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blameyourself 0

Throw down a towel to do it on and get over it

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