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As the old saying goes - when the river runs red, take the dirt road instead ;] totally backing the shot as #34 said as well.
water makes a terrible lube
it would only be sad if you let it stop you. it may be messy but as long as you're in a place with running water you're good. just tell your man its time to earn his red wings.
Don't you earn your red wings when you give oral to someone on their period? I thought just having sex on your period was riding the red river
hahaaa....talk about wrong time. Sorry sweety, maybe better luck next time ?
so what? he's your husband. and unless your flow is heavy, it will stop once he puts it in. OR do it in the tub or in the shower. water usually stops the flow too, just think of it as extra lube lol. or if he's really skeeved out, get a small towel that you dont care about and cut a hole in it, that way he doesnt get any on him but you can bang all you want. I'm a dude who has known these techniques since i was 15. so uh, what's your excuse?
at least your period won't last the entire vacation
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how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD
That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.