By picaru - 21/06/2009 18:00 - United States

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Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML
I agree, your life sucks 84 487
You deserved it 5 329

Same thing different taste

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how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD

That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.

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cattoe7 0

you could get on the shot.. you won't really have any periods.. maybe 2 a year its great

As the old saying goes - when the river runs red, take the dirt road instead ;] totally backing the shot as #34 said as well.

it would only be sad if you let it stop you. it may be messy but as long as you're in a place with running water you're good. just tell your man its time to earn his red wings.

Don't you earn your red wings when you give oral to someone on their period? I thought just having sex on your period was riding the red river

AnnieLennox1954 0

Oral contraceptives are a beautiful thing. But like the others have said, throw down a towel (this worked when I "gave away my flower") or do it in the shower.

hahaaa....talk about wrong time. Sorry sweety, maybe better luck next time ?

so what? he's your husband. and unless your flow is heavy, it will stop once he puts it in. OR do it in the tub or in the shower. water usually stops the flow too, just think of it as extra lube lol. or if he's really skeeved out, get a small towel that you dont care about and cut a hole in it, that way he doesnt get any on him but you can bang all you want. I'm a dude who has known these techniques since i was 15. so uh, what's your excuse?

at least your period won't last the entire vacation

If she's lucky. I know some people that have them for over a week. Sucks for them. :/

Yeah, how awful! Some people can't really afford/have no time for a trip before they start having kids. GOD ******* FORBID.

A little planning would have taken care of it. If you can't be bothered to think, you probably shouldn't be bringing lives into the world.

kiit23 0

Showers are good for that. Also if you use tampons, you can always take it out an hour or two before you normally do, and it gives you a small window of opportunity where you arent pouring blood.