By picaru - 21/06/2009 18:00 - United States

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Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML
I agree, your life sucks 84 487
You deserved it 5 329

Same thing different taste

Top comments

how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD

That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.

Comments

Honeymoons are meant for the couples to have intercourse for the first time, not for people who have been at it for a few years and have the products of conception to show for it. This "honeymoon" should more be for a vacation, not child free days and nights to have sex. If you can't accept the consequences and throw a fit when you can't have sex, you are too irresponsible to have children in the first place.

coribear 0

Tht has to be the most ignorant thing I've ever heard. What if she could afford a honeymoon until now. Or maybe couldn't afford to get married until now. We obviously don't know the whole story. FYL if you can't get laid before you're married.

trojan124 0

I definitely agree with 99!

Sprinter136 2

You're complaining about kids, yet what do you want to do....the very thing that gave you all those kids in the first place

ElRa26 0

So if your period came 2 days early, you still would have had it for 2 of the 9 days of your 9 day vacation and probably PMSed for at least 2 more before that. I wouldn't say it's a YDI, but this is bad planning as far as timing goes. Probably could have been prevented.

Kuroftw 0

How is this FML? Oh no, we can't have sex! YDI for having premarital sex without protection.

myfishisBOBA 0

Don't let Aunt Flow bring ya down! **** anyway, who cares. Think of it as extra lube and don't let your husband look at his dick too much when your done (scary sight). Get a shitty blanket to put over bed/floor/counter/wherever, shower sex, missionary (try not to be bouncing on top).

herANDi 0

Who ares if its your period? Sex is great for releasing the stomache cramps that come along (per the release oft he endorphins)

lollipop217 0

you can control your period with the pill. If you already have 3 kids and plan on having lots of sex on your honeymoon, how are you not on the pill?

starbucks14 0

Maybe if you had the honeymoon before the kids your period wouldn't have come then. Who has 3 kids with someone & then get married?

Maybe the kids are from a previous marriage?