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By crazytown62 - 14/02/2012 15:32 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

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By poorgary - 18/12/2008 11:46 - France

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2020 23:00

Today, there's no recovering from this. FML

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By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 18:01 - United States - Verona

Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML

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By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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By catlady - 09/01/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

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By Nick Nameous - 01/01/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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It means us! Look at us!

By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 02:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML

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viccheergirl 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:43

Forever alone?

ragingdepression 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:43

welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book

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bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:21

I'm single, I love valentines day, it's only "single loser awareness day" if you don't make it "have a good time, give and eat candy, be creative with valentine jokes, and wear a lot of red day"

heyhey0071 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:30

CORRECTION TO EVERYONE: it's Singles Awareness Day. Short version:SAD day. Now does everyone get it ?

tbone666 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:40

At least tomorrow is "all chocolate is half price" day

nhl477 5

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:41

thank god its single people awareness day i thought it was valentines day. phew!

cherry72 13

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:44

It's just a Hallmark holiday. Cheer up *hugs*

pottymouthpanda 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:47

I enjoy being single on v-day :o

greenmen 12

Wednesday 15 February 2012 0:00

No it's multiple awareness day

Maryald 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 0:03

QQ. Quit being like the rest of the workd and quit your bitchin. Its about showing love to people around like your family too. So buck the **** up.

jem7vwh 1

Wednesday 15 February 2012 0:18

Save your money.

bosu_no_youna 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 0:22

Single and proud! :D

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