Miscellaneous: Today, it has been over 3 months since my housemates ended their...

By pleasekillme - 19/04/2013 11:44 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, it has been over 3 months since my housemates ended their 1 month long relationship. He's still creepily obsessed with her. He picked the bathroom lock when I was in the shower and tried to get in, and then called me a "fucking c*nt" when he realised it was me in there, not her. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, it's been two weeks since one of my roommates moved out. Despite me telling the postal service he no longer lives here, they're still knocking on my door almost every day with urgent letters addressed to him. I have no idea where he lives now, and am wondering what the fuck he was up to here. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2023 04:00

Today, it's been about two months since I made my husband sleep in the spare room after an argument. I invited him back to our room after two nights but he refused. Since then he’s moved a TV, Xbox, fridge and new armchair into the spare room, and put a lock on the door only he has a key for. I’ve barely seen him. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 22:01

Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML

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Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 02:00

Today, I'm crushing so hard on my male roommate that I've basically become a doormat for him. Meanwhile, he's on the phone for hours with the pretty girl he met over Tinder. I feel pathetic, stupid and jealous, which I have no right to be. Worst part, we're still quarantined together. FML

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By screwedhousemate - 28/03/2011 11:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML

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By Charles Pennington - 22/11/2011 11:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML

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Friday 19 April 2013 18:43

I think it's time for you to move.

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 19 April 2013 18:43

Call the police. Nothing good is going to come out of letting this slide.

Comments

Gokuto 5

Saturday 20 April 2013 2:33

Kick him out, or move out OP. This won't end well for you.

wethejackie 8

Saturday 20 April 2013 2:54

call the police

Ceejay1 13

Saturday 20 April 2013 3:12

Its all bad when you date a roommate.

Ibeatmyself 3

Saturday 20 April 2013 3:13

Move out or kick him out its just gonna get worst

Kk_Waylen24 21

Saturday 20 April 2013 5:56

Wow! Move to another city and change your name. He might come after you next!

ReggieReefer 12

Saturday 20 April 2013 7:17

There are laws protecting tenants from roommates if they do something to harm you. You need to file a police report and use it to get him out!

pokerface91 5

Saturday 20 April 2013 8:31

Time for both of you to move out, and for her to get a restraining order.

onorexveritas 23

Saturday 20 April 2013 8:35

what a weirdo! hopefully he gets over her otherwise I think its time for you to find a new flatmate

wjh100 13

Saturday 20 April 2013 9:22

many people in this thread think there's an easy as a fix as getting a restraining order. obvisouly there's some reason they haven't just walked away already. a lot of the time its not economicaly or contractually viable to kick someone out or just move away. even in a less creepy situation it still takes quite awhile of planning to make a move. its not an over night thing.