By anonomous - 07/02/2011 19:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 021
You deserved it 4 721

Same thing different taste

Top comments

softballer22 0

expect for herpes.. that shit will follow you back.

I wouldn't put up with that shit. Dump the jerk.

Comments

habeybaby25 11

Whoever made up the quote "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" is a complete Moron! not a thing from Vegas stays here, it will always go anywhere with you. trust me I know,I live in Vegas and its not as fun as everyone thinks.

no the saying is what Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas except for AIDS and STDs

if you have aids chop his dick off and ship it to vegas

Decodedman 1

What happems in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except her--omg dudeitsdanny wtf are you doing in my house hey put that down oh shit GOD IT HURTS STOPTHEAGONYWHERE'SMYLEGDONTPLEASEDONTPUTDOWNTHECARIBOUITWONTFIT---##¿??>>+++no carrier

******* nice comeback #46! I laughed my ass of reading these replies.

sammyfon7 0

except herpes .... that shit stays with you

xbeastox 0

ah didn't the hangover teach u anything lol

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

FYI he should have told u....that suz

SarahStarzz 0

lmao love ur reply and just cuz ppl comment on every fml doesn't mean they have no life cuz everyday there r like 10 new FMl's and am sure that everyone reads all of em cuz I do nd I certainly have a life :P