By anonomous - 07/02/2011 19:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 023
You deserved it 4 721
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

softballer22 0

expect for herpes.. that shit will follow you back.

64 1
Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

I wouldn't put up with that shit. Dump the jerk.

66 5

Comments

SwimCrew12 0

except fir herpes, that shit will follow you

0 1
ScaryyMary 14

"Fir herpes?" I didn't know Christmas trees could get herpes.

0 0
Andyysunshineee 1

"what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. except for herpes. that shit comes back to haunt you." lmao. sucks to be you.

0 2
Mizzy_Chel 0

Wow. I told my fiance if he ever cheated on me and I found out, he would not have a penis. I think that's what this guy deserves, along with his buddies.

0 0
Gadomski87 2

We've all seen The Hangover I'm sure. "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except herpes, that shit stays with you."

0 2
monkeygodfrey 0

way happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except for harpies that shit will come with u lol

0 2
dudeitsdanny 9

I quoted 12 people quoting The Hangover. I stopped because pleading insanity after reading number 13 and killing you all might not hold up in court. Did everyone past #50 really think they were being original by quoting?

2 0
BikeAllDay818 6

damn what a dick..

0 0
AmbrosiaFan 18

I would make sure the only way to contract that STD you have is be verifying that it can only be contracted through sex and not some other way. If so, then I highly doubt he was faithful.

0 0