By anonomous - 07/02/2011 19:51 - United States

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Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
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softballer22 0

expect for herpes.. that shit will follow you back.

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Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

I wouldn't put up with that shit. Dump the jerk.

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42billybob 5

You know you can get just about every STD by other means. (For example, AIDS is an african jungle virus). Think about it... how would the first person have gotten it? Hand washing and other basic hygiene principles still apply. I can't say for sure what other possibilities there are because I don't know the specific infection you have but wikipedia/google that shit before you dump your fiancé.

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shannonreneee 11

On occasion STIs can be created by the partners. hence the birth of them. There are new STIs everyday, obviously not the well-known types. Instead of jumping to conclusions assess the situation. However, if I were in your position I would feel the same.

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Djosef_fml 0

Point taken. There are many, many straids of HIV and this virus mutates alot. It's becoming a mess to find apropriate treatement for some patients that got infected by multiple strains of HIV thinking it couldn't get any worse so they could go bare with a partner who had also HIV. You'd think in 2010 people would wrap their tool.

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HisShadow 1

Yeah, **** those morons that believe "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas". You really believe that in the age of cell phones with video cameras, Facebook, Twitter and MySpace that your abhorrent behavior is a secret? Grow up.

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organolithium_fml 9

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.. Except for-.. goddamnit everyone allready did it :(

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jweezykeepsitste 0

haha this reminds me of the hangover

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

#115, niether does the "reak" HIV! I fear nothing.. Well.. Except Krypotonite and horror movies like The Final Destination. But you get the point!

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Atishuh 0

This is some Maury shit.

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ScaryyMary 14

My first instinct was to quote The Hangover. Then I realized, without even reading the other comments, that everyone else would do that. Now I feel uncreative .____________________.

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