Transportation: Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes...

By emma209 - 24/01/2012 18:07 - Canada

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

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By Username - 01/02/2011 15:40

Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

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By frustratedandunderpaid - 09/06/2015 01:47 - Canada - Sackville

Today, at my place of work in a fast-food restaurant, a customer called in and bitched at me that her warm food was weirdly cold. That is, after she drove 45 minutes from the restaurant to her house. FML

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By Unlucky - 05/09/2017 16:00

Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 02:01

Today, my boss held a staff meeting to talk about how the Covid-19 pandemic has made us stronger, that all of us are family. Later, my car broke down after work, she drove by, saw me stranded on the road and we made eye contact. I thought she was going to help me, but she drove right. FML

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By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

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By MissBeEyeTeeSeeH - 08/11/2009 11:46 - Canada

Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 17:42

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

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By Snowzies - 06/01/2010 13:42 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML

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By RandomTurtle109 - 19/03/2016 12:40 - United States - White River Junction

Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML

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BarDownDaily 12

Tuesday 24 January 2012 22:06

Props for even walking there. It was -40 in Calgary last week. I sympathize.

LexSwift 17

Tuesday 24 January 2012 22:07

That bitch! People are such dicks nowadays.

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mamacita001 1

Wednesday 25 January 2012 8:37

Lol

SheepShoop_fml 20

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:56

Nice boss you have! Sorry about that though. Hope you've got some warm gloves and a good hat with some aviator ears on it.

rmr0011 8

Wednesday 25 January 2012 10:52

Maybe she thought you needed the exercise?

mandarine_fml 3

Wednesday 25 January 2012 11:35

maybe you should buy a reindeer?

rthieka 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 11:55

Screw him!! Time to look for a new job!

b196315 1

Wednesday 25 January 2012 13:46

Oh such a bitch, I'd quit if I have a boss like this.

nikijcchz 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 15:08

Quit!! Ur boss is a jerk!!

queencitystoner 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 15:25

Dress warmer and suck it up princess. -20 is **** all

BrandonnTee 2

Wednesday 25 January 2012 15:46

I wish it was that warm here :(

FYLitreallySucks 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 17:02

Lmao. Hahah. That's some shit i'd do. Hi5 to the boss.

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