Food, Vacation and Health: Today, it's been 10 days since my family and I have been visiting...

By theshire - 12/08/2014 06:23 - France - Nice

Today, it's been 10 days since my family and I have been visiting France. I've always wanted to try their culinary specialties but my dad says we "can't trust them". We've eaten at McDonald's 9/10 times. FML

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By not the cook - 09/06/2013 17:38 - United States - Wernersville

Today, I found out that my restaurant's food is so bad that the only reason some people visit is because they're punishing their kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 06:00

Today, I was on a date in a fancy restaurant. I tried to show off my skills by ordering our meal in French, since some of the dishes had french-sounding names. The waiter replied in fluent French and I have no idea what he said. FML

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By tariel - 22/05/2018 21:08

Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I asked my parents why we hadn't been out to eat as a family for so long. Both mom and dad agreed, so we made plans to go have breakfast at the Waffle House. Upon arriving, Dad threw a tantrum in the restaurant over nothing, and insisted on yelling at us the entire time. Guess I got my answer. FML

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Tuesday 12 August 2014 15:04

I'm so sorry OP. What's stopping you from going out on your own?

elek2008 9

Tuesday 12 August 2014 15:05

McDonalds will kill you eating it like that.

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AFaye3964 17

Sunday 17 August 2014 19:11

Whats the point of going somewhere different if your not even gunna try their foods.?

scorpio_mist 3

Monday 18 August 2014 4:27

you went to France and you still find a reason to whine?

LRSandTJB412 8

Tuesday 9 September 2014 8:56

Eww that sucks. I hate McDonald's.

guttedbrit 26

Friday 9 October 2015 20:23

I'm terrified of getting food poisoning when away, so i kinda get where he's coming from. But I wouldn't stop others eating what they like!

Phenix01 9

Tuesday 12 April 2016 23:21

Isn't local food cheaper than fast food. I mean going to Europe is already expensive enough.

Cat's Paw 15

Friday 18 January 2019 17:47

Why would he even visit France if "we can't trust them"? The French make the best food I hear.

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