Miscellaneous: Today, it's been five days since my roommate last talked to me....

By NoTalkAllGame - 27/01/2015 16:12 - United States - Horsham

Today, it's been five days since my roommate last talked to me. Although she's not communicating with me verbally, she's excelling at non-verbal communication: slamming doors and drawers, and watching loud videos, all while I desperately try to study. FML

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You deserved it 2 937

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By shutup shutup shutup don't wanna hear it - 08/11/2016 00:43 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML

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You deserved it 4 669

Rampage

By emmalou - 16/09/2021 08:01

Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML

I agree, your life sucks 930

You deserved it 127

By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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You deserved it 1 840

By why me? - 06/09/2014 04:25 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours and she refuses to stop. FML

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You deserved it 2 839

By Anonymous - 29/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Normal

Today, it's the 6th day in a row my roommate has not left our dorm room. I miss jacking off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 855

You deserved it 1 106

Pleasant smell

By Anonymous - 10/12/2019 01:00

Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 911

You deserved it 191

Patience

By lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 887

You deserved it 12 934

My FP

By Anonymous - 25/10/2021 02:00 - United States

Today, it's been a week since the last time I talked to the person I care about the most. We've been fighting for 2 months and he hasn't even opened the last message I sent him. I went completely radio silent as part of a bet, because others are convinced that he'll miss me. I don't think he's noticed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 318

You deserved it 1 167

By college0001 - 20/01/2016 06:06 - United States - Burlington

Today, my college roommate tried to kick me out, because what I say makes her uncomfortable. We haven't talked for 3 months. FML

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You deserved it 1 843

Suspicious activity

By Anonymous - 17/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, it's been two weeks since one of my roommates moved out. Despite me telling the postal service he no longer lives here, they're still knocking on my door almost every day with urgent letters addressed to him. I have no idea where he lives now, and am wondering what the fuck he was up to here. FML

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You deserved it 75

Dthsapprntc 23

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:27

I am a little curious as to what happened to cause this behaviour. OP, would you be so kind and enlighten us? PS; earplugs are cheap and effective.

noik01 13

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:23

Tell her to **** off

Comments

sarahmfighter 11

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:31

What on earth did you do?

CaliCassanova 14

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:32

In situations like these I ask...What would America do?? And then I blow the shit out of everybody and escalate things WAY WORSE than they have to be but it's fun! Haha

Welshite 39

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:36

I guess you really are a Casanova if all you dream of doing is blowing people.

Niedermayer_20 12

Wednesday 28 January 2015 5:03

You mean , Brian Boitano

xleanne_aLly 23

Wednesday 28 January 2015 14:36

#12 I do that a lot too. When I'm at a stop sign and am behind a line of cars. I think about how cool it'd look, to blow them all up with a grenade launcher. Be thrown up into the air, because of a low gravity cheat. Then jump out of my car. And do back flips. Until I open my parachute, at the last possible second. But maybe I just play too much video games.

JJ_86 22

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:33

She might be of a passive aggressive personality. Try if you can make her have a constructive conversation rather than messing around and making the situation worse.

Likian5 26

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:34

No backstory as to WHY you guys aren't speaking to each other???

Khaleesi_26 30

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:36

This needs a follow up!! You must have done something to make her behave that way. If it wasn't something you did, then maybe try talking to her to see what's wrong.

jesuis_julie 21

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:37

I hope this has a follow up! We never know if you did something wrong or just an argument between the two.

Kitty_Kat44 31

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:41

sounds very immature of her. Hopefully she calms down eventually.

AverageJoey 18

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:46

Either Retaliate by being louder or better yet try to work it out, if that doesn't work then murder is always an option....

xninix_fml 36

Wednesday 28 January 2015 4:24

Murder? Really :/

RobinGoodfellow 47

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:49

Face her, tell her to grow up and stop being so passive-aggressive, and work out the problem. Since she's acting childish, you two working it out is apparently the only way for you to be able to study.