By Happy 20th! - 28/07/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML
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BananaSticker 0

I can only hope my 20th birthday is as cool as yours OP. Here's a banana sticker as your birthday present from me, though. :]

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bugmenotmofo 34

For a can of beer to make it THROUGH the window, it must have been full. What did you do that would piss off someone so bad, they'd waste a beer?

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rileykins 0

and also.. why waste perfectly good beer!? and on a windshield of all things!!

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peppa11 0

hey, does amy1 here use the FML app for iPhone/iPod touch?

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BananaSticker 0

dude I think everyone on here does.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Maybe you should message Amy1 and ask her.

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BananaSticker 0

lmao. that was hilarious! :D

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FFML_314 11

I was thinking that same thing Trollz.

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fylorydi1994 0

lol I use my iPad but it's really hard.. I'm too lazy to charge my iPod touch or iPhone :)

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torrlynn37 0

Good luck with getting a straight answer 6, everyone kept saying weirdo crazy shit to me when I asked.

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redbluegreen 40

Because the answer should be either A) remotely obvious and/or B) something you can easily Google.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

People say weirdo crazy shit to people who ask that b/c it's really not that hard to figure out.

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FFML_314 11

How can it take you forever to figure lol out? You are apparently slow.

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torrlynn37 0

I do 26, iPhone. Why?

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torrlynn37 0

uhh it took me foreverrrrr to figure out what "lol" means. I dont think I'm gonna be able to figure out what "op" means easily. I'm sorry i don't know your Internet language.

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redbluegreen 40

For everything that can be described under "internet lingo" that you don't understand, simply Google it. Urban Dictionary can also be very useful. (For OP, the definition is under the second link if you Google it.)

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sexybitch92 0

38: lol don't worry about it, it took me forever to figure out with "lmao" meant lol.

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sexybitch92 0

and also 38...as I said before.. op means original poster. Like the guy who posted the fml .

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sabiancymbol 1

sarcasm is not apreciated

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Jimboom 11

At least you have a can of beer. Oh yea, Happy birthday.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

And legally can't drink it...

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Jimboom 11

Legally a lot of people can't do a lot of things.... doesn't stop them from doing those things. ;-)

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ArtIsResistance7 1

You're right! I once dropped a moose from a moving plane in Alaska.

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