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By fr1day - 21/01/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I catch the train and I am forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumps off one stop before mine. A little old lady jumps on so I shuffle over so she can sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train i notice my pants are wet with smelly dude's piss. FML

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By kstaa - 10/02/2010 11:47 - Australia

Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML

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By Noguestlist - 02/03/2011 08:16

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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By FUCK.THIS.JOB. - 08/07/2013 05:57 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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By Zoro - 13/09/2023 21:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:09 - Australia

Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML

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teethingtom 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:43

Hey, I need that piss back. It's my only clean sample!

Cowgirl9999 8

Thursday 31 May 2012 22:03

That was you?!

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danielleeycakes 3

Sunday 23 May 2010 2:29

YDI fe not getting up and finding another seat or just stading. if the guy smelled that bad you should have had the brains to get up.

Big_Boner 3

Wednesday 4 August 2010 21:50

HAHAHAHA fail.

ohaimrmuffin 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:27

he did a piss in front of everyone on public transport.. classy.

TheTaffyLuver 1

Sunday 24 April 2011 19:48

I wonder what she told everyone at work…

super_nae 3

Tuesday 15 November 2011 18:18

Awww booo for that happening when u were just trying to be nice.... :(

Cowgirl9999 8

Thursday 31 May 2012 22:03

That was you?!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 4 January 2014 22:40

Bad luck...

cecea 6

Saturday 16 August 2014 10:57

how did you not notice? I mean didn't it feel wet at first? sorry op I hope the rest of your birthday went well!

i_needa_username 17

Thursday 4 December 2014 3:42

Omg gross!!!!

chewebb 8

Sunday 12 April 2015 23:14

That's why you look before you sit..

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