By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:07 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML
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Zebidee 8

Actually, as the OP said she "got her period" i.e.; started it, the odds would be much lower. If she was regular as clockwork at 28 days per cycle, that would be 13 times a year, which means there would be a 3.6% chance the first day of a period would coincide with her birthday, meaning it happened roughly once every 28 years. Bloody statistics...

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Cinn_fml 22

If you're into maths/science, a calculator is an extremely useful present. As for the period part, well, you either will get used to it, or you should be by now. Though if you're unlucky enough to get seriously ill each month, then I can understand why you're complaining about that.

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Bucinka 5

I got my period on my eighteenth birthday. Yeah, it bites, and then it subsides and you move on with your life.

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bcbaby108 2

hey I want a graphing calculator for my birthday

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Monkeyone 0

Graphing calculators are the bomb :)

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xlostwithoutu 0

Wow. What a gift!

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himynameischeese 6

at least now you can say you got two gifts

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kay729 7

You could have gotten nothing! Be thankful

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yankfan89 27

Well at least you didn't find out you were pregnant on your birthday

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dream1_fml 5

graphing calculators are really epensive! Be thankful! You deffinatly use them!!

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XxgreymoonxX 8

hey graphing calculators are expensive

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