By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:07 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML
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Zebidee 8

Actually, as the OP said she "got her period" i.e.; started it, the odds would be much lower. If she was regular as clockwork at 28 days per cycle, that would be 13 times a year, which means there would be a 3.6% chance the first day of a period would coincide with her birthday, meaning it happened roughly once every 28 years. Bloody statistics...

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Cinn_fml 22

If you're into maths/science, a calculator is an extremely useful present. As for the period part, well, you either will get used to it, or you should be by now. Though if you're unlucky enough to get seriously ill each month, then I can understand why you're complaining about that.

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1337chick 4

Periods suck, but graphing calculators are sweet!! That thing is going to be your best friend, soon enough. And if you got the 3D graphing kind, let me tell you I AM SUPER JEALOUS!

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hotdyegrl 0

I wish I got a graphing calculator... All I got was a pogo stick for my 16th bday....

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FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

that's awesome. I'd play games on my graphing calc during class. and stats may be low but everyone is different so she could be stuck with it every bday.

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akaashR 0

I feel your pain. my parents got me a 5 dollar shirt, 2 kids books and a new set of pens (10 dollars at the store). that's Xmas and my 16th put together

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HappyPickles 11

Bummer! Now you have to wait a week before having sex with your new calculator!

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jose1760 1

That is what you get for being a girl!! ha' ha' sucker!!

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austin9512 0

lol a calculator and your peroid mother nature said happy birthday so happy birthday all you get is this comment

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samuel18 0

I need a graphing calculator so get over it ur lucky

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zlut 0

Haha the only thing I got for my birthday was chocolate.. And my mom ate it..

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