By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:07 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML
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Zebidee 8

Actually, as the OP said she "got her period" i.e.; started it, the odds would be much lower. If she was regular as clockwork at 28 days per cycle, that would be 13 times a year, which means there would be a 3.6% chance the first day of a period would coincide with her birthday, meaning it happened roughly once every 28 years. Bloody statistics...

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Cinn_fml 22

If you're into maths/science, a calculator is an extremely useful present. As for the period part, well, you either will get used to it, or you should be by now. Though if you're unlucky enough to get seriously ill each month, then I can understand why you're complaining about that.

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yoitsme95 0

hey I need a graphing calculator so ur pretty lucky

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Sunsbeenkind 0

Happy birthday! Your intelligence will increase, and YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT.

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p1nkPanth3r 0

boo hoo. I got nothing but a period for my birthday, it happens. get over it big baby.

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Newbie21 1

graphing calculator is great ,why are u complaining?

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Caliskaterboy213 0

Periods Suck... AND COMMAS RULE!!!

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Ace1909 0

That sucks being a girl and getting you period Being a guy is sooo much better we get hot chicks and COD

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twatshite 0

boo hoo all I got for my last birthday was a haemorrhoid

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