By Snurkles - 07/07/2011 12:19 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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worldcupcheer17 0

call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao

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KimPersian_fml 0

wtf thats on determined bully on his period...

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juanjax5220 0

You are 34 years old. Do something about it.

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Obryn 9

Move to Colorado and take advantage of the "Make My Day" law.

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bigbisawesome 0

well if this has been going on for quite a while and all he has done was call to tell u happy birthday and not do what he says he is gonna do then dont worry bout it. once he does something then kick his ass. but until then u should be fine.

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xx000o 27

Call him at 3am and tell him that you just placed a contract on him, then call back at different times and say "bang" and hang-up."

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r4m2k 10

Have you ever tried to, oh i dont know, standup to him ? Unless you laugh at him when he does that, its pretty pathetic.

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Enigmax2514 7

WTF are u, a wimp? I can understand in high sch but 34 yes old? knock his ******* teeth out

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