By Snurkles - 07/07/2011 12:19 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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worldcupcheer17 0

call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao

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Qwerty107 0

One word for you: loser. One word for you to fix it: pistol.

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awsm44 0

it's called "restraining order"

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daxter136 0

is he gonna rape you he said whatever he wants he'll do with you

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knight0748 5

sounds more like a friend than a bully, and he remembers ur b-day.

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isac1234 0

Dude call the cops!! He's a stalker he proably got your phone number from facebook it's your fault if you didn't set your number to only friends... If it gets crazier find him and RUN HIM OVER WITH YOUR CAR!!

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effarve 2

thanks for making me feel loads better about myself, im a 32 year old loser, but atleast i know im not a pussy. if you havent figured out how to defend for/ stand up for yourself by the time your 34, you will never learn. you absolutely deserve it.

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itsharkley 8

it says nothing about not being able to stand up fir himself. he is just annoyed that the bully did it for more than a decade.

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aardvarkish 16

Dirty Deeds, done dirt cheap... Call me!

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