Miscellaneous: Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school...

By Snurkles - 07/07/2011 12:19 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

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You deserved it 7 087

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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 572

You deserved it 3 998

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 179

You deserved it 3 293

By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 881

You deserved it 3 588

Unforgettable

By Anonymous - 21/08/2020 11:05 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday, I once again had to remind my best friend of this fact, like I have every year for the past 20 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 264

You deserved it 359

The one that got away

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 159

You deserved it 161

It's the thought that counts

By Not a day over 35 - 18/06/2013 13:06 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 687

You deserved it 5 833

By thanks - 02/05/2014 18:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 003

You deserved it 3 524

By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 652

You deserved it 2 475

By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 122

You deserved it 727

Close to me

By Furnando - 06/01/2023 00:00

Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 750

You deserved it 1 157

TheEpicFoo 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:47

That's one determined bully.

worldcupcheer17 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:48

call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao

Comments

rhpsfan9 10

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:50

Well someone needs to grow up, id get your number changed.

Mahkymahk 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:50

I hate birthday punches

gregorygreg87 12

Thursday 7 July 2011 21:08

hahahaha

PinkHorset 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:50

Call the Cops! That should teach him

AstroWatermelon 0

Monday 11 July 2011 8:01

probably gay or something

mcintosh123 15

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:50

He is not a bully but an ultimate stalker

Runninvegan 8

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:51

Grow some balls and bet his sorry ass your not 16 any more

sheethapins 13

Thursday 7 July 2011 21:42

Bet him on what?

cldean24 4

Friday 8 July 2011 15:58

^^ ******* your mother.

Jesus_Christ69 0

Friday 8 July 2011 17:04

^^ that was rude...

kidtoronto 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:52

just straight up fight him

a_nutritionist 10

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:36

wrong. bring a weapon. you need to win and you need to make him fear you. if this is a long term problem id be looking into long term solutions. train yourself and scare the absolute hell out of the guy, if you lose a fight he will simply believe he owns you. that is assuming you want to go the illegal route.

j_cat187 19

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:58

huff and puff and blow his head off

Notorious_Puppy 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:52

Hahah.

shelby_sevenfold 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:55

Well, if he calls you every year and still hasn't attempted hurting you, then he's basically all talk. I wouldn't worry. (:

green_eggs_and_h 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:56

Your a grown man at 34 (hopefully), I think it's time you started acting like one. Go **** that guy up, physically or by drowning him in lawsuits for harassment.

NightFoxx 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 20:15

that's the ticket..

green_eggs_and_h 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 20:55

It is the ticket. If he would have stood up for himself on day one of the harassment then he wouldn't have this problem. It's wimps like Op that qualify as "men" that are the root to a lot of problems these days because they set terrible examples for boys that should be men, but instead end up as ******* cowards their whole life, just like Op.