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"The land of racecar ya-yas, the land where you can't change lanes. The land where large, fuzzy dice still hang proudly, like testicles from rearview mirrors." a bit of birthday CAKE, anyone?
today is my birthday too! :D
Well, what were the ******* chances of THAT happening??? WOW! oh about 1/365
sounds like 10 year old to me
A bee keepers suit and fuzzy dice? that badass you can wear it while cruising for chicks, and once they see your fuzzy dice they'll be so turned on they won't notice your wreck of car. Nah.... but you tap dance so you're screwed n the only action you'll be able to get is a bloody job. fyl.
Don't bee down, and at least you hive a car. Some people don't even have a sweet ride to go pick up the honeys with. And don't go badmouthing the presents to your friends otherwise you might get stung and get nothing next year.
Be...e p...un...s AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH (brain explodes)
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Atleast yoy didn't get a bloody handjob!
I guess when you said that you wanted to be the bees knees, they took it the wrong way