By wtf - 30/08/2011 12:16 - India

Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit and some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. FML
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Olovio 5

Atleast yoy didn't get a bloody handjob!

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Buttsexpirate 9

I guess when you said that you wanted to be the bees knees, they took it the wrong way

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SeasonedLemur 5

The bee suits cause your family noticed the wasps nest under your dash, maaaan clean yo' car out fool!

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s24sammy 8

so your the one who posted b4 this about your first hand job

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20jetsgo 3

Tell your parents to warn you before they f**k you like that. Lol

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MrJojobinks 6

Ydi for wanting to learn how to tap dance.

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kangarooster2010 4

Happy birthday! A beekeeper suit sounds awesome :)

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mikeyg36 6

At least the fuzzy dice will make your shit car more classy.

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immortal628 20

A beekeeper's outfit when you asked for tap shoes.... How does that happen? Now you need to get that person some bees for their next birthday.

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