Miscellaneous: Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all...

By wtf - 30/08/2011 12:16 - India

Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit and some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By NosChersVoisins - 01/07/2014 04:55 - France - Bordeaux

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 23:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

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By Unloved. - 15/09/2009 10:09 - New Zealand

Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML

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By googly191 - 19/12/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

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By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

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By sambo99 - 25/10/2010 17:08 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. So far I have received: the news that my parents are divorcing, a dead bird and a pile of shit left on my bed (courtesy of the cat), a rash all over my face, and some slippers from my boyfriend. FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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By salt. - 28/02/2012 22:04 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML

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Olovio 5

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:57

Atleast yoy didn't get a bloody handjob!

Buttsexpirate 9

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:58

I guess when you said that you wanted to be the bees knees, they took it the wrong way

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SeasonedLemur 5

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:49

The bee suits cause your family noticed the wasps nest under your dash, maaaan clean yo' car out fool!

azpallen 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:57

atleast ya got sumthin nooob ;)

s24sammy 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 17:02

so your the one who posted b4 this about your first hand job

oops_im_fucked 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 17:26

Lucky...

20jetsgo 3

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:02

Tell your parents to warn you before they f**k you like that. Lol

MrJojobinks 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:15

Ydi for wanting to learn how to tap dance.

081197 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:23

well hbd

kangarooster2010 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:24

Happy birthday! A beekeeper suit sounds awesome :)

mikeyg36 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:27

At least the fuzzy dice will make your shit car more classy.

immortal628 20

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:27

A beekeeper's outfit when you asked for tap shoes.... How does that happen? Now you need to get that person some bees for their next birthday.

immortal628 20

Thursday 1 September 2011 2:56

Yeah thats true.

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