By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 652
You deserved it 2 475

Same thing different taste

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tylersign 11

Uh... "he has a new girlfriend" almost tells me OP is a GIRL jackass.

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drumchick4ever7 0
chris1025 0

u are all f-ing retarted a guy posted this

tylersign 11

Uh... "he has a new girlfriend" almost tells me OP is a GIRL jackass.

I guess it's nice that he wanted you to hear it from him :/

ArielTheMermaid 17

Ah **** him, you can do better than that ****.

And... How is this necessarily worthy of an FML?

Clearly he was not over you and felt insecure enough to rub it in.

LoneBooker88 16

If he was to send you a text like that on your birthday that he wasn't right for you.

Larco_fml 3

You should have waited until the next day to respond: 'Oh, sorry I didn't get back to you sooner! That's great! By an amazing coincidence, guess what I got for my birthday! :)' If he replies 'a new girlfriend?' just send him a text that looks like a penis.