Love: Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt....

By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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By salt. - 28/02/2012 22:04 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML

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By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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By Chakkamofo - 01/02/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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By Deaf Dumb & Blonde - 01/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML

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By garfwebba - 03/01/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML

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ms_YoungMula 8

Monday 26 September 2011 22:38

You should have told her you can't wear it cus your other girl friend will get mad, lol

indistructo 3

Monday 26 September 2011 22:36

points for creative and funny break up

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Joshoa123 16

Monday 26 September 2011 22:43

Join the club.

Playful1985 9

Tuesday 27 September 2011 7:00

Yikes, you look like my exhusband!

Joshoa123 16

Friday 30 September 2011 17:51

Haha sorry about that!

Btreasure 8

Monday 26 September 2011 22:44

That's a nice way to do it. On the brightside you got a free shirt advertising you to tha ladiessss!

Wheredidgrungego 12

Monday 26 September 2011 22:45

Ouch. People are so immature when it comes to breakups.

coltsrock37 15

Monday 26 September 2011 22:48

Buy her a shirt saying, "See back." On back it says "I cheated on someone while you were looking."

MrJRLevy 0

Monday 26 September 2011 22:49

That's when you tell her WTF and storm out.

HeyImJuli 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:56

Now why didn't I think of that?

s0m3guy2010 21

Monday 26 September 2011 22:50

I don't see the problem here. She didn't officially break up with you. She basically just gave you a free hall pass!

TheLastChild 8

Monday 26 September 2011 22:54

Clever. -_-

ikickgingers 15

Monday 26 September 2011 22:54

I hate those damn monkeys!!!

perdix 29

Monday 26 September 2011 23:03

You mean you're not a believer?!?!

ikickgingers 15

Monday 26 September 2011 23:09

Shhhhh

Lintu_26 23

Monday 26 September 2011 22:54

That's such a childish way to break up with someone...and on your birthday of all days...well now you're free of someone like that...and you have a new t-shirt!

heylesha 8

Monday 26 September 2011 22:57

take a hint?

rayrayray23 1

Monday 26 September 2011 23:42

Get a life

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