Geek: Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook...

By Drew - 30/11/2014 03:20 - United States - Harrodsburg

Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook wall, but people got confused and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did, and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By Jake Whitte - 06/06/2011 13:50 - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

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By carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

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By oh - 06/12/2013 21:20 - Denmark - Viborg

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

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Friends and family

By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 09:59

Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML

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By suckmeoff - 12/04/2009 07:21 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My grandma gave me a hug and a check after wishing me a happy birthday and walked away giggling. I was excited because it was the only gift I had gotten all day. Ten minutes later, I realized that it was actually just my tax refund. FML

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Party hard!

By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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By ShitHappens2016 - 16/04/2017 18:00

Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML

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A date to remember

By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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Sunday 30 November 2014 14:29

Happy Birthday, OP!

MrSassypants 32

Sunday 30 November 2014 14:55

#2, it's your birthday too? Well then can you tell your grandmother happy birthday for me? Thanks.

Comments

feven 32

Sunday 30 November 2014 15:51

Grandmas are usually sweeter than normal people so it makes sense that more people like her

ricardof 19

Sunday 30 November 2014 20:34

you are saying grandmothers are not normal people

XBurytheCastleX 25

Sunday 30 November 2014 16:16

Happy birthday! Is it equal yet?

royal_ranger 12

Sunday 30 November 2014 16:28

Sucks to be you lol. Happy birthday though.

Sakuraashita 15

Sunday 30 November 2014 16:33

She's old so she's had a lifetime to meet friends.

jellybeens_fml 16

Sunday 30 November 2014 16:46

Who cares??? You don't need online friends wishing you happy birthday .. Does it matter if your grandma knows more people than you do? She's been alive longer

Karim_Arakji 10

Sunday 30 November 2014 17:04

ahahhaha

maxdragonxiii 8

Sunday 30 November 2014 17:32

Happy birthday, to OP and me!

deblogan 5

Sunday 30 November 2014 17:40

hey its my birthday as well! happy birthday!

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 30 November 2014 18:25

Your mom and dad got laid! Congratulations! But seriously, you're defining your happiness by birthday wishes on Facebook? Hell, letting Facebook define your happiness at all? Quit chur crying and throw yourself a party! Who cares if it's a belated one? Invite everybody!