By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 494
You deserved it 37

Top comments

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

Comments

Whoo happy belated birthday! Hope you got good gifts at least.

Omfg your mom is crazy????? Happy birthday Hope your mom does whatever you tell her or throw the cat at her face Eitherway let's go celebrate ur bday? While sleeping??? it was ur bday?(couldn't find cake lol) And ur mom? wanted to surprise? u?and she threw the Cat? at ur face?..... LOL At least it wasn't poop???

mmm CATS. D:< FYL :D happy birthday though!!!

what kind of sick idiots would vote you deserved that one? the cat throwing kind I guess.

That... Sucks. My friends mom put his cat on top of him, the cat peed on him and then took a dump on his bed... Now that sucks. =| Why do mom's do that?

flipitninja666 0

maybe thats there custom in the family like a coming of age thing

Liddodollface 0

Ew, I've hated cats ever since i was attacked by mine when i was 6, but my mom didn't mind that it bit me every chance it got. She loved that little bastard.

xxxradajamaajxxx 0

GET REVENGE REVENGE IS SWEET! i hate cats im allergic to cats ur mom is an idiot i feel extremely bad 4 u since u got stitches and last but not least, while ur mom is sleeping put the cat on top of her and pour a bucket of water on them, thatll get the kitty bitch pissed!!!

13eyond13irthday 0