By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 494
You deserved it 37

Top comments

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

Comments

does no body know how to spell RABIES correctly? dear god...i dont think the cat would have "rabbis" also known as the leader of a jewish temple.... those people who spelled it incorrectly is as dumb as this mom was.

"are" My friend, not is, "people" is a pluralis form.*pats head*

Thank God somebody commented on the RABIES! and LOL @ "the leader of a jewish temple!" I didn't even think of that!

Londonlover55 0

Oh that sucks major ass, and your birthday. LOL. =)

Hey, at least your mother didn't think it would be cute to let in your 115 pound dog, who proceeded to jump on your bed breaking your bed and your leg and cracking four ribs. . .that was my fourteenth. . .but still, getting stitches hurts like hell, sorry dude. . .

hahaha thats hilarious!!! my mom throws our dog on me to wake me up sometimes, he doesnt scratch me tho, just licks my face. This is also why is despise cats :) Hope those stitches didnt scar too bad.

PRiNCESS_x 0

jackasses not only optometrists have eye charts in their office. Almost all standard doctor's have one. I think I saw one when I was in the ER too. SO stfu and leave the picture alone. Nothing's wrong with it. You lonely naggers just have nothing better but to pick at something that you never thought about creating.

Night22_fml 4

Throw the cat on your mom, I was gonna say YDI for owning a cat, but i feel bad cuz it's your b-day

HASNOLIFELOL 0

yeeesshh~ that REALLY sucks..>< and how ANYONE can say u deserve it i DO not know..=S lawl in this situation..ham it up and get more presents.. or get revenge.. xD

SierraStabler 0

lol @ 18 and 40... Are you paranoid?