By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 494
You deserved it 37

Top comments

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

Comments

funny as hell hahahaha love ur mom XDDDD

Kinda funny I would use this opportunity to guilt my mom into so much. It may even last for a few years or if you are careful at most a lifetime. Actually really funny

cherrypie3_fml 0

i'm w/ whoever said throw the cat in the shower w/ your mom...... XD

At least she owes you a massive birthday present now

Tobunshi 0

#171, you're wrong. You say the purpose is to make us "laugh again even if we know the FML", but adding something that doesn't belong logically completely ruins the entire image. It doesn't make people laugh. It makes people go "Wait, huh?", and this is proven by the countless "Why is there an eye chart?" comments. And #191, of course most of the members couldn't do better, but that doesn't make it good. That's what criticism is. As for the FML itself, yeah. FYL.

walkingnightmare 0

lol I totally agree with #10. seriously, wait until its her birthday and do it....or if ur dad does something to piss you off wait until you know they're...well um for lack of a better term doin it, then throw the cat in bed with them as hard as you can then run like you're on fire. only do tht if your movin out soon though ;D happy birthday!

For all of those who are wondering about the poster in the doctor's office, I sort of saw it as the cat is on the child's face, over the eyes, and the poster sort of shows that the child might want to have his eyes tested after...?

CyberGenie 0

I'd like a little pussy on my face for my birthday too, but not like THAT! You're mom should be committed...Happy birthday anyways!