By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 494
You deserved it 37
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

0___0 9

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

127 3
uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

78 0

Comments

Sinsear 0

Well, if you do end up with scars on your face, at least you'll end up looking like Naruto.

0 0
bdaniels362 3

#178: LMAO Your mom is crazy for doing that dude!

0 0
trapiadora 0

Hahaha damn that sucks atleast it was your birthday. Damn people on these things are hilariouse its messed up what your mom did. You should deffinatly do something to get her back . #10 is the best that would be good for some payback.

0 0
poison29 0

eye chart's upside down haha. and it would have been funnier if FML were the biggest letters.

0 0
poison29 0

AND ABOUT THE EYE CHART - i love how everyone's ragging about the eye chart but no one wonders why the patient's sitting on an army clinic cot or why there's an IV in the room. the illustration's cute! get over the minutia.

0 0
nemesis_divina 0

118 fails hard. They incorrectly tried to correct someone else's spelling of "rabies" by calling it "rabbies". Also, this illustration sucks. And the artwork is lackluster as well.

0 0
johnnyramone 0

dood..... your mom owes you so much swag.........

0 0
tapesculpture 0

parents suck...

0 0
Sabbyrider12 0

The eye board in the back should say FML.

0 0