Miscellaneous: Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted...

By birthday blues - 08/11/2016 19:15 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML

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Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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By poorgary - 18/12/2008 11:46 - France

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

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By birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

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By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:33 - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML

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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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It isn't

By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 16:02

Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 09:59

Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML

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Tripartita 44

Wednesday 9 November 2016 6:57

"So, who'd you vote for?" "Happy." "Happy who?" "Birthday." "Happy Birthday? W—" "Thanks! You're the first to say that!"

Welshite 39

Wednesday 9 November 2016 6:31

Yourself. You wrote your name in on the ballot and checked it. It's your own little birthday gift to you.

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chirstinap325 23

Wednesday 9 November 2016 21:49

Happy belated Birthday! I'm sure everyone was just so preoccupied with everything going on, OP!

ishitrainbows 2

Wednesday 9 November 2016 23:57

who did tou vote for? thanks. thanks for what? for forgetting my birthday dumbass!

numbyhi 7

Thursday 10 November 2016 3:05

Was my birthday too pal. Ended up being a ******* sad day for the world.

chirstinap325 23

Thursday 10 November 2016 4:27

Happy belated birthday :) ?

914smv 18

Thursday 10 November 2016 6:19

aw sorry OP

writergirl1029 17

Thursday 10 November 2016 16:28

I feel sorry for people whose birthdays fall around Election Day. It was really awful this year.

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Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

It isn't

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