By excusemeprincess - 11/02/2013 17:08 - United States - Middle Island

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML
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excusemeprincess 11

I'm the person who posted this. I just forgot to log in. Anyway, I DID kick him in his deku nuts and walk out on him. Thanks for all your hilarious comments guys. :)

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Darksoul09 16

Wow. I feel like a cliche comment should go here. like. "I hope you dump him" or something along those lines. Because you really deserve better than that. Nobody should have to put up with some guy doing that kind of stuff.

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asherm 15

Dump him and please go get tested. Don't know if he's "never done that before" and playing safe. Sorry he's a douche

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no_lungs 16

all the good girls always date assholes then take it out on the nice guys in their next relationship. smh, you'll probably stay with him too. At least u tried though

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ardencred 7

The more the merrier! Party on

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_oGSwank 7

You deserve girlfriend of the year with this wonderful act of love. Since ya man ain't treating ya right, just know that I will ;P

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s13495 19

all I'm thinking is... Link was a boy... zelda or princess Zora, much better choices

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madgrinchhatter 12

Nerdgirl alert!! Internet, flirt with her!

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sig4life 18

Why do I not see ex in front of boyfriend. You should've dropped his sorry ass before posting on FML. On the flip side, that was really thoughtful and it makes a lot of us jealous for a woman like yourself. You should have no problem finding a boyfriend worthy of you.

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chuckcloninger 12

I would say that you need get tested for STD's as soon as you can. I guess now you're waiting to see if he's given you something that will be life ending, life changing or you got off free. Should definitely influence your future choices.

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